Top Ten Things Overheard at E3

10. "I wouldn't be where I am today if I had a girlfriend."

9. "Look at that guy in the Mario suit. How'd he get a great job like that?"

8. "I had a choice between buying the new DS Lite or a burger and fries at the concessions stand."

7. "That burning smell is my thighs rubbing together."

6. "And to think that these are the ugly nerds that I'm playing with online."

5. "There's going to be a name-calling incident in the parking lot tonight between the Star Wars and Star Trek fans."

4. "Did you fart or did you always smell like that?"

3. "Don't wander too far, my mother is picking us up at 6:30."

2. "I can't seem to get used to conversing with all these non-playable characters in real time."

1. "Those are the guys from Cheat Code Central, pretend you don't see them."