Sure, he may be best-known for his distinctive bulge, but the flamboyant King of All Cosmos has plenty going on up top, as well. Not only does he have some pretty spiffy facial hair, he's got that... whatever it is protruding from both sides of his head. Is it a party cracker? A festive time capsule? The stiffest hair in the universe, spray painted? We may never know, but the King rocks that thing like a pro.
Malfurion Stormrage, chief Druid of the Warcraft universe, has spent centuries in a deep sleep. Over that time, he's grown some truly epic facial hair. It tops off his current World of Warcraft incarnation as an elf-owl-cat-bear-thing quite nicely. Just look at it! The massive eyebrows, the two-foot-long 'stache, the giant bushy beard—you can't exude much more hirsute manliness than that.
The Guild Wars 2 development team has done an amazing job making these plant-people look like they actually came from plants. Many of the leafy hairstyles available for the Sylvari are quite striking. Some have protruding cattails, one is comprised mostly of branches, and there's even a "hairstyle" that's just a gigantic mushroom cap. Epic.