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Videogames are supposed to be recreation; ie: an activity
that provides entertainment while you're getting away
from school or the daily grind. Well, too bad for
you. Welcome to the videogame equivalent of the Daily
Grind.
If
you've never worked on a farm, let me introduce you
Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful Life. You'll play
as a female this time around and there will be little
time for all of those girly things like painting your
nails, chatting on the phone, shopping at the mall.
You'll be working your freaking ass
off in Another Wonderful Life, so at least your thunder-thighs
will disappear (in the videogame world).
But
really, I'm just teasing. That's just the kind of
lady I am. Y'all know that Harvest Moon is all about
hard work on the farm. That's the point. In this expansion
to It's A Wonderful Life, players will take the reigns
of a female farmer and eventually have to court some
of the local boys. Why this wasn't an option in the
previous game is beyond me as nothing has really changed
all that much to warrant spending another $30. If
you are female and didn't like playing
as a male and trying to woo some chicky chick to marry
you, then you'll get more mileage out of this latest
version. This little lady can do everything the last
little dude could do, so you won't have to worry about
experiencing life on the farm as the "gentler,
weaker" sex. What
I'm really trying to say here is that there isn't
much reason to play Another Wonderful Life if you've
already completed the original.
That
isn't to say that playing as a girl isn't worthwhile,
but I would have liked to have seen more attention
paid to the courting rituals. Picking up women with
feathers and flowers make sense, but leaving feathers
for men doesn't. If you had to cook for them while
listening to their stupid jokes; that's more in tune
with reality.
As
your farm maiden goes about her day, she'll encounter
all varieties of farm life. For example, cows are
for milking (and you'll have to supply them with a
heap of love too - no, not that kind of love sicko),
chickens are for eggs, even sometimes golden ones,
sheep are for wool, dogs are for companionship, fields
and crops are for tending, vegetables are for eating
and selling, seeds are for purchase and the townsfolk
are great for a short conversation (and a mate!).
There
is no shortage of things to do in any Harvest Moon
game and you might find yourself wondering aloud whether
the subtitle "Another Wonderful Life" was
a tad sarcastic and cheeky due to the sheer amount
of work you'll have to do. I actually couldn't wait
to go to my "real" job so I could stop playing
it sometimes. Farming is hard work.
I
eventually found a mate and settled down. I of course
chose Gustafa who plays guitar - I'm a sucker for
musicians - and wouldn't you know it? He knocked me
up! Raising a family on the farm is great fun and
it made things a little easier on my little farmer
gal.
This
"expansion" is definitely more of a twist
on a theme rather then an entirely new game, but it
contains all of the charm of the previous games. The
cartoony graphics are sure to please and the low-level
existence is a nice change of pace from all of the
gang violence and car racing that permeates most video
games these days. I loved my time on the farm and
I think you will too. Don't be afraid to get your
hands dirty; Another Wonderful Life is a real barn
burner.
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