Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement. To view your achievements and stats in Steam, select "Community", "My profile", "View all my games", then the game and view stats.
- Bad Boys II: Dive away from explosions for reduced damage 250 times.
- Betrayed: Kill a player with their own weapon.
- Disco Stu: Accumulate 1,000,000 total style points
- Divepunch is its Own Reward: Fatally melee a mook whilst mainly moving in midair
- Dodge This: Kill with a headshot at point blank range
- Hardboiled: Kill someone with a headshot after flipping off them. Damn that's hardcore.
- Michael Bay: Dive away from an explosion for reduced damage.
- Penguininnabox: Get a 250 kill streak and enter the annals of legend
- Potshotter: Get a long range pistol kill on a rifle-using player
- Rocky Balboa: Get like a bajillion divepunch kills. Then resolve never to divepunch again. You monster.
- Rofldiver: Get 250 Divepunch Kills
- SKYPUNCH!!: Get a brawl kill while superfalling
- Slowpro: Get 3 kills during a single slowmo
- Special Delivery: Capture a briefcase without killing anyone.