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- BENEFITS OF EXPERIENCE: The legends were true...
- DIAGONALS SEEM DIFFERENT: √2 distance
- GET A LIFE: This game was designed to be played once.
- HOW DO YOU SOLVE THIS THING?!: LOL
- I JUST REALIZED I'M THE BAD GUY...: so I'm just making the sky pretty.
- I JUST REALIZED I'M THE BAD GUY... (2): but I'm sure accurate with this thing.
- ISS CHILLIN': Perigee: 417 km (259 mi), Apogee 426 km, Orbital inclination 51.65 degrees
- ONE MORE BOAT TILL SHORE: Being a man with long experience of the sea (and they certainly have a great advantage over other men in any sort of task)...
- OUT OF MY WAY!: ... and I don't even have insurance.
- PROPER SOLDIER: Did you try leading them a bit?
- SO WHO MADE THIS THING?: $10 for whomever guesses where I stole this credit list from.
- THIS THING IS FASTER THAN EXPECTED: Drove the turbo brick faster than Rob Lach ever did on the soybean field roads of central Illinois.