Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement. To view your achievements and stats in Steam, select "Community", "My profile", "View all my games", then the game and view stats.
- Civilizer-in-Chief: Defeat Surma on Easy.
- Civilizer-in-Chiefest: Defeat Surma on Normal.
- Et tu, Cloghead?: Kill a monster that loves you.
- High Fiver: Kill 5 enemies in one turn.
- Mirror, Mirror: Kill a bizarro cloghead.
- Quasi-Pacifist: Beat a dungeon without killing any enemies besides the boss.
- Silence the Easy Opposition: Defeat Big Ick on Easy.
- Silence the Opposition.: Defeat Big Ick on Normal.
- Weapon of Mass Destruction: Kill 10 enemies in one turn.