Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding achievement. To view your achievements and stats in Steam, select "Community", "My profile", "View all my games", then the game and view stats.
- Aclockalypse: Play for a total time of 21122.012 seconds.
- Amylophobia: Beat a level without firing any breads.
- Baker's Dozen: 13 toast on-screen at once.
- Belly Crusher: Use your toasty mass to kill an enemy.
- Clumsy Fool: Casually bellyflop an enemy into the clock.
- Iron TERRY: Complete the Ironman survival mode.
- The Tumbler: Hit a crate as it tumbles off a platform.
- Toast-A-Palooza: Unlock all of the weapons.
- Upper Crust: Unlock all of the customisations.