Successfully complete one of the following tasks to get a trophy:
- Give It The Fingers (Bronze): Successfully enter both your quips in a round.
- Quip It Good (Bronze): Win both battles in a round.
- Quipee-ki-yay! (Silver): Win all battles in Rounds 1 and 2.
- Eighters Gonna Eight (Bronze): Play an 8-player game.
- Hi, Jinx! (Silver): Enter the same thing as your opponent.
- The Titular Achievement (Gold): Get a Quiplash! (sweep votes in a 5+-player game).
- He Who Lashes Last... (Silver): Get 70% or more of the votes in The Last Lash.
- Sitting Ovation (Bronze): Play a game with an Audience.
- Quip Pro Quo (Silver): Write a quip that Schmitty actually responds to.
- Meatloaf Candy (Bronze): Write "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it.