Duke Nukem Forever Review
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Duke Nukem Forever Box Art
System: PS3, PC, Xbox 360
Dev: 3D Realms, Gearbox Software
Pub: 2K Games
Release: June 14, 2011
Players: 1, 2-8 online
Screen Resolution: 480p-1080p Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Mature Humor, Nudity, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Use of Drugs and Alcohol
The Nukem Menace
by Amanda L. Kondolojy

Duke Nukem Forever is a game that has a sense of humor. Yet it's a bit like that comedian who tells a really good joke at the beginning of the show but just won't let it go. After a while, the joke gets stale, and you're left checking your watch and wondering when it's going to end. Duke Nukem Forever takes one of the most beloved icons of the nineties and turns him into a walking stereotype stuck in a half-formed world with only a few one-liners to get him through the alien invasion.

The game's setup is simple: Duke Nukem is still awesome after 13 years—a bona fide superstar. He's got his own casino, superdome, and even a Broadway musical. Needless to say, it's good to be the Duke. But when aliens come back to exact their revenge on him for crushing them over a decade prior, he has to once again take up his trusty shotgun and defeat the alien menace.

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The game's story never really evolves past the "Aliens are bad! Chicks are hot!" trope, which, by itself, wouldn't be that bad if Forever wasn't so repetitive. Even as the scenery changes, Duke's lines and attitude remain the same. Again, some of this can be chalked up to the Duke Nukem formula, but even in a game that is so clearly based on satire, the game quickly becomes a parody of itself and most of the humor falls flat as a result. In fact, some of the humor comes across as downright disturbing, as the alien plot goes to some dark places that even the scariest torture-porn horror flick doesn't dare go. I'm not sure if the developers thought putting these scenes in the game would make it more "edgy," but the effect comes off as callous and tasteless. And not in a "Oh, that's just Duke" kind of way; it's more of an "I need to go take a shower in boiling water" kind of way.

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But as much as the tired humor grates on the nerves, I would say the biggest problem with Duke Nukem forever is a lack of atmosphere. The game is strictly linear, and all of the environments—from the Lady Killer Casino to the Duke-dome—look very simplistic and suffer from a lack of detail. I would expect the world of Duke Nukem to be over-the-top and feature a ridiculous amount of girls, violence, and aliens. However, the game only has two girls for you to interact with on a regular basis (and they're twins, to boot), three different kinds of non-boss aliens, and even the different areas feature the same generic destruction elements. As you move through the game, killing aliens and blowing them up with explosives, the Duke's one-liners never change. This represents such a missed opportunity, because there is so much potential for comedy within each individual zone. But when you hear Duke say "Let God sort 'em out" for the 500th time after four hours of gameplay, it loses its impact.

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At the end of the day though, Duke is still Duke. But even if you don't think you'll ever get tired of killing the same old aliens in the same old locations, I still have to further caution you against purchasing this game. Unfortunately, the game's 13-year development cycle has not been kind to it, and the gameplay is very antiquated. Much of the game just feels like it's just going through the motions, and levels are simply made up of checkpoints and boss battles. Though firefights have their exciting moments, if you are looking for something other than just shooting at the same old enemies, you'll be disappointed.

The shooting is broken up by several puzzle sequences, but these also feel very old, and most can be solved by finding out-of-place items. For instance, an early puzzle has you searching for a power cell that you need to complete a central power core. In order to find it, you have to look for the out-of-place RC car you can use to drive it out of a locked room. Another puzzle area requires you to roll a luggage carrier next to some plants so you can reach a button. Because there are so few items in the environment anyway, puzzles are not very difficult. As long as you've got a pretty good eye, you won't find any brain-bending challenges in Duke Nukem Forever.

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Videos / Game Trailers
Duke Nukem Forever - Debut Trailer  - click to enlarge
Debut Trailer
Duke Nukem Forever Special Announcement - click to enlarge
Special Announcement
Duke Nukem Forever The Jetpack Dilemma  - click to enlarge
The Jetpack Dilemma
Duke Nukem Forever Shrinkage Trailer  - click to enlarge
Shrinkage Trailer
Duke Nukem Forever E3 2011: Official Launch Trailer - click to enlarge
E3 2011: Official Launch Trailer

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